Trump's Birthday Parade

Okay folks, let’s stop whining about Donald Trumps Birthday Parade. He’ll only turn 79 once, and all the other autocrats got parades with missile launchers and tanks.  Sure, we’ll have to fire Big Bird and the Cookie Monster, cut $1 Billion from the USDA for School lunches, SNAP, and food banks, $880 BILLION in medical coverage for all those pesky sick people, and another 1.5 from NOAA.  Hell, we already know roughly what the weather will be….sorta….keeping open the possibility of uncontrolled fires, catastrophic flooding, tornados, …and everybody knows climate change is a hoax perpetrated by democrats and, …well…people with brains.  While we’re at it, let’s toss-out 1.8 billion in health research (The genius he put in charge of our health – and the worm that apparently ate his brain – seems to think actual medical science is witchcraft), and we can certainly do without the $15 billion already approved by bipartisan action and signed into law for critical infrastructure. Who really needs bridges? Okay, so $45 Million might be a little extravagant, so at the risk of sounding cheap, may I suggest we scale back just a little? 

Sorry sleepy Don.  Perhaps the birthday boy can ride in his very own armored clown car instead of on top of a tank, followed by a couple more clown cars for 98% of the gutless republican “representatives of the people” (apparently DOGE sees THEM as necessary federal employees), and the rest of his goosestepping sycophants.  Maybe Donald can toss “Trump is Great” crypto coins to the commoners along the parade route, like Krew coins from a Mardi Gras float.  It's unfortunate that the surprise is ruined by the early offer of a shiny new, $400 Million replacement for Air Force One by the government of Qutar. NOW, what can WE get him?   AH!  Got it!  Let’s give him the rest of his term off.  Let’s actually make America great again by impeaching that bloated toad before he can finish destroying our democracy.  Many of us have taken an oath to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States (you know, the one he is not sure he has to abide by); and to protect our beautiful country against all enemies foreign and domestic.  I am reminded of that old image of the three monkeys, “see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil”.  Wake the hell up! It seems like some of the many churned-up camo and dark glasses whack jobs finally realize their buffoon-in-chief has been playing them for his own gain.  Surprise. Perhaps we can avoid a civil war and just return to civility.  Too much to hope for?  I am not calling for violence. That is not the way.  I am not trying to incite anything more than lawful citizens (those of us who have not yet been deported) to pressure our duly elected representatives to somehow develop the courage to do what is right for the country not just their short careers.  The world is watching (aghast), and history will remember.